A truck just whizzed past my house and as it did I heard a guy yell, “MOther FUCKer!!” in a really annoyed way and then it was gone, and now I’m sitting here imagining why and giggling. Did he drop his cigarette in his lap? Did he spill his drink all over the place? Did a bee fly in his window? Did his steering wheel fall off? I’ll never know.
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Just a long day in ol San Fran
I went from listening to old school Anthrax, driving too fast, and wanting to fight people…..to Societic Death slaughter.
The only difference i have noticed is:
-i drive faster….
-i want to fight more than one person at a time….
Whos up for some friday shinanagins?!?!!!!! Ill drive!
Q’s for you to A
- do you have a favourite sweater?
- what’s your middle name?
- do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
- do you get on with your grandpa`?
- what was your favourite cartoon as a kid?
- what’s your favourite cartoon now?
- do you read the news paper?
- who was the last text you sent to ?
- what does the last text you sent say?
- if you could have any hair colour what would it be?
- do you like nature documentaries?
- what is your aesthetic?
- when did you last pet a dog?
- whose friend’s parents do you like the most?
- have you ever been on a road trip?
- tell me about someone you know called emma
- are you reading a book in english class, what is it?
- do you have a favourite aunt?
- baths or showers?
- skiing or sun bathing?
- do you kill spiders?
- have you ever made an ice pop?
- are you wearing shoes right now?
- tell me about you favourite primary school/elementary school teacher
- who was the last person you hugged?
- do you wear glasses?
- do you have a cat?
- do you have a favourite pair of underwear?
- what was your last tweet?
- do you still use facebook?
- do you like birds?
- who was the last person you called cute?
- who was the last person that called you cute?
- how did you meet your best friend?
- escalators or elevators?
- are you named after anyone, who?
- what was your first url?
- autumn or winter?
- do you win at scrabble?
- put your ipod on shuffle , who is the first song that comes up by?
- have you ever drunk from a mason jar?
- can you draw?
- what was your first profile picture?
- favourite tshirt?
- best tumblr friend?
- when did you last run?
- do you like to paint your nails?
- did you ever do something as a kid that got you into loads of trouble?
- who is your favourite dog that isn’t yours?
- have you ever been drunk?
- have you ever done something you regret while drunk?
- do you want to kiss anyone right now?
- do/did you like you math teacher?
- do you often ride the bus?
- do you have a fireplace in your house?
- are you violent when you’re angry?
- do you cry when you’re angry?
- favourite Harry potter book?
- can you remember your last dream?
- do you go to bed early or late?
- do you speak a second language?
- who was your first ever best friend?
- have you ever had an operation?
- tell me about your favourite cousin
- do you have a piece of clothing that doesn’t even fit you anymore but you can’t bare to throw away?
- have you ever been in a musical?
- do you have a porch?
- how many times have you watched your favourite movie?
- what do you order at mcdonalds?
- do you get on with old people?
- science fiction or romance?
- do you take naps?
- how many classes do you/did you take in high-school?
- when did it last snow where you live?
- does it ever snow where you live?
- how many months until your birthday?
- how much charge does your computer have right now?
- what is your favourite disney channel movie?
- the city or the sea side?
- what is your least favourite colour?
- do you have homework to do?
- are you still friends with your first best friend?
- do you have/are you the gay cousin?
- do you own dungarees?
- do you like to play sport?
- what was your favourite ever christmas present?
- how old are you?
- what is your mum’s name?
- do you ever use internet explorer?
- have you ever had blonde hair?
- is their a play park near your house?
- when did you last see the person you have a crush on?
- who did you last talk to on the phone?
- pants or dresses?
- do you read fan fiction?
- what is you’re favourite blog?
- do you write poetry?
- drama or comedy?
- have you ever had a hickey?
- Your own question that you want me to answer
TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI
- 1: What are you wearing?
- 2: Ever been in love?
- 3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
- 4: How tall are you?
- 5: How much do you weigh?
- 6: Any tattoos do you want?
- 7: Any piercings that you want?
- 8: OTP?
- 9: Favorite Show?
- 10: Favorite bands?
- 11: Something you miss?
- 12: Favorite song?
- 13: How old are you?
- 14: Zodiac sign?
- 15: Hair Color?
- 16: Favorite Quote?
- 17: Favorite singer?
- 18: Favorite color?
- 19: Loud music or soft?
- 20: Where do you go when you're sad?
- 21: How long does it take you to shower?
- 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
- 23: Ever been in a physical fight?
- 24: Turn on?
- 25: Turn off?
- 26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
- 27: Fears?
- 28: Last thing that made you cry?
- 29: Last time you cried?
- 30: Meaning behind your url
- 31: Last book you read?
- 32: Last song you listened to?
- 33: Last show you watched?
- 34: Last person you talked to?
- 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
- 36: Favorite food?
- 37: Place you want to visit?
- 38: Last place you were?
- 39: Do you have a crush?
- 40: Last time you kissed someone?
- 41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
- 42: What color underwear are you wearing?
- 43: What color shirt are you wearing?
- 44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
- 45: Wearing any bracelets?
- 46: Last sport you played?
- 47: Last song you sang?
- 48: Last prank call you remember doing?
- 49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
- 50: Favorite movie</p>
I'll try to give solid answers.
- 1) Sexuality?
- 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
- 4) What do you think about most?
- 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
- 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
- 7) What's your strangest talent?
- 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
- 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
- 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
- 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
- 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
- 13) What's your religion?
- 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
- 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
- 17) What was the last lie you told?
- 18) Do you believe in karma?
- 19) What does your URL mean?
- 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
- 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
- 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
- 23) How do you vent your anger?
- 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
- 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
- 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
- 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
- 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
- 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
- 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
- 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
- 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
- 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
- 36) Define Art.
- 37) Do you believe in luck?
- 38) What's the weather like right now?
- 39) What time is it?
- 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
- 41) What was the last book you read?
- 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
- 43) Do you have any nicknames?
- 44) What was the last movie you saw?
- 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
- 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
- 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
- 48) What's your sexual orientation?
- 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
- 50) Do you believe in magic?
- 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
- 52) What is your astrological sign?
- 53) Do you save money or spend it?
- 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
- 55) Love or lust?
- 56) In a relationship?
- 57) How many relationships have you had?
- 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
- 59) Where were you yesterday?
- 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
- 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
- 62) What's your favorite animal?
- 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
- 64) Where is your best friend?
- 65) Spit or swallow?(;
- 66) What is your heritage?
- 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
- 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
- 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
- 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
- 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
- 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
- 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
- 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
- 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
- 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
- 77) How can I win your heart?
- 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
- 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
- 80) What size shoes do you wear?
- 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
- 82) What is your favorite word?
- 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
- 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
- 85) What's the last song you listened to?
- 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
- 87) What is your current desktop picture?
- 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
- 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
- 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
- 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
- 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
- 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
- 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
- 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
- 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
- 98) Ever been on a plane?
- 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?



